Complaints about the dice roller

OOC:
Most Recent 20 Rolls
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8.8 die value = worthless

13 in the lower percentile
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6 in the upper Percentile

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For those Whom counting...

I've moved this here because it doesn't belong in the main thread.

We've used the same exact dice rolling thing on 4 different boards and you are the first one to complain about it. Please keep any further discussion to the White Mare OOC chat. Thank you.

Koraph, you could always boost the right stats with level ups and feats to help pick up the slack if the roller isn't to your liking. You could take feats that add a bonus to attack rolls for certain powers, or focus the stat ups you gain every four levels on your two higher ability scores almost exclusively.

I'm merely trying to help provide suggestions as a fellow player and trying NOT to mini-DM, so I apologize to our actual DM if I'm overstepping any boundaries... ^_^;

I just want to share how craptasticly we are all rolling. i rolled 3 2's of the 4 that are listed there. It wouldn't matter if I had a +5 to int, not much can be done. It just seems like it's really high, or really low, there's not a whole lot of in-between.

Yes, but youve only averaged in the last 20 rolls of the current battle we're in. The dice are random and no one else has complained about them. This stuff happens. Heck, in a real game, I've rolled three 1's in a row. Don't talk to ME about bad rolls, lmao!

Yea, I've done that before too. I just want to stop looking like a squeeking kobold that's just along for the ride, and is as of no value to anybody.

Kid, let me tell you a story. This is about a human monk named Hayato. He was supposedly a martial arts master. Sure, he could pull his own, but then again, throughout his whole life, he's had many shortcomings.

He's accidentally thrown a shuriken BACKWARDS into an ally (sorry Shawna).

He accidentally threw a MASTERWORK SHURIKEN into the freaking ocean.

He knocked up a half-orc barmaid. A half-orc barmaid who Hayato made a deal with, stating she could only come along with the party if she didn't hold them back. Not only was she a capable fighter, she far exceeded Hayato at almost every opportunity.

I aided in destroying an entire city by mistake (Sorry Josh, that was your home town).

He was indirectly responsible for the death of at least TWO party members.

He accidentally cut off his own hand while attempting to remove a necklace off of a dead monster.

He's died more than any other character, probably in the history of the game.

He's died so many times, the Raven Queen herself came to claim him. His entire party would have died had he not decided to go along willingly.



These are just some of the mistakes my first character has made throughout his entire life as an adventurer. These are mistakes I still get teased about. You're simply off to a rough start. If you want to claim to be the "useless" party member, you have some giant ass shoes to fill.

The worst nickname you have is 'snack', and that's from one person. Almost my entire party, in and out of game, has referred to me as Fumble Fist. When you start screwing up as much as I have with one charcter, during almost two entire campaigns, then we'll talk.

haha this is the best compilation of Hayato mistakes ever.

You forgot about ripping a magic book in half with your bare hands LOL

Oh yeah! How could i forget? That was one of my favorites. XD Then Josh stabbed me in the foot for doing so. I totally tore that spellbook in half like a phonebook!

Yeah but he did that on purpose and admittedly didn't know I wanted to keep it.

Poor FumbleFist.

I do miss him.

He's totally in Jeyld's realm, non-living the good afterlife.

I no longer have a right to complain.
I no longer can yell in pain for stubbing my toes.
I no longer can say I am useless.
I no longer can complain about the die roller(though i will in my head )
Can I call him over to annoy and utterly destroy a town in a neighboring village (Do you accept bits of string?)

Ahh, good times.

Hayato: Well, my work here is done. *Hayato turns and leaves, walking into the sunset as the ending song from "The Breakfast Club" plays in the background*

YES! I love that movie and song. ~"Forget about me...!" *humming in his head

Well. I'm going to go ahead and get all the bad rolls out of my system.

The member 'Koraph' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

'20-Sided' : 1, 12, 20, 5, 13, 4, 4, 2, 12, 3, 6, 3, 13, 5, 18, 14, 5, 2, 12, 8

Wow, you wasted a nat 20, among a few other good rolls. You just screwed yourself over.

Not good enough. Need to get the crappy die rolls out! GET OUT OF MY SEND BUTTON!

The member 'Koraph' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

'20-Sided' : 9, 4, 10, 11, 10, 6, 15, 3, 9, 11, 5, 14, 2, 4, 7, 20, 6, 8, 19, 5, 13, 11, 12, 4, 20, 3, 18, 7, 19, 19

No, really, this is dice karma here, dood. You're wasting a lot of good potential rolls...

NO NO NO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET THE BAD ONES OUT! NOT THE GOOD ONES! PLEASE O GREAT RANDOM MAKER OF MY SUCCESS AND FAILURES GRANT ME YOUR SUPREAME FORM OF LUCK.

The member 'Koraph' has done the following action : Dice Rolls

'20-Sided' : 11, 8, 13, 16, 6, 12, 11, 5, 18, 12, 3, 6, 7, 14, 7, 10, 2, 4, 12, 12

Ha ha, hey, here's an idea. You could just, I dunno... stop?

Ok. I think if I try and roll again now, I'll be able to hit a decent roll. Thanks dice goddess!

I'm going to stop now, before my luck runs out!

Unless my math was way off, the average of the last set of rolls was just short of 10.4